This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Even the bartender felt bad for me
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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