a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
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A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
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You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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