question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
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My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
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He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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