Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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