is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
just tell him i said nine months
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
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Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
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He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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