i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
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I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
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So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
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