It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
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please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
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WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.