omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
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four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Found the puke drawer
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
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The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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