She announced her abortion via fbk
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
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You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
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You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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