i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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