Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
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All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
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i think im in europe. pls send help
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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