there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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