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every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
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I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
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What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.