I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Still dying that you shit outside
it's unicorns you uncultured swine