I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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