She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Randomize
