i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
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A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Green mimosas i think yes
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
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I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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