is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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