i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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