I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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