theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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