It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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