i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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