No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
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do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
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Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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