Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
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You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
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For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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