Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
My day in three words: secret purse cake
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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