Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
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Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
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Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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