i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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