it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
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