Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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