hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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