what's the vibe there?
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SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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