Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
i think i have herpe
just one?
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
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Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
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Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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