So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
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