I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
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