just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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