I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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