So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
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Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
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After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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