I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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