id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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