question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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