Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
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I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
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Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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