I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
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I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
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I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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