you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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