Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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