literally had 100 drinks last night.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
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I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
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Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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