she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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