you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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