My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Randomize
