It's Friday. Sex?
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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