Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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