is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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