I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
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Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
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Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
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