i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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