careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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