Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
so much tequila, so little girl.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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