your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
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